susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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