you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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