Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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