Me too!
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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