Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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