i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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