Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Randomize
