He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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