My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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