Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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