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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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