I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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