Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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