haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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