My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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