Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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