I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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