I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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