this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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