The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
