I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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