glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i barfeds in our rink
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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