But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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