I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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