If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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