brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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