I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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