ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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