I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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