your thong is hanging out like whoa
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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