I don't usually arrange sex via text message
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
well you can't waste a boner
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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