Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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