one might say we're banned from that church
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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