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More tranny stories later!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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