Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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