Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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