elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I understand Curling. That high.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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