we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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