she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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