My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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