I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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