Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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