Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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