I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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