If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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