I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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