i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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