I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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