I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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