There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Randomize
