i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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