Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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