I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
hell yes lets make some ravioli
only if we run a train.
done.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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